Did your mum teach you these when you were a kid? Parental Logic?

I heard quite a few of those when I was growing up. :) I have to agree with you, my favorite is also.... one day you'll have kids.... My answer to her used to be... great, they'll be angels, just like me. All I can say is, I wish I would have been a little more of an angel, because my sons sure are a handful!!